White King WK: Ist es möglich, daß Du japanische Trickfilme magst? > Manche mögen sie. Ich mag Pferde. WK: Okay then... Magst du Mangas generell? > Ich weiß nicht, ob ich sie mag, aber ich mag Katzen. WK: Ah, verstehe, die Augen! Wo liegt Trienten? > Wo es schwer zu finden ist. WK: Hat es sich denn so gut versteckt? > Ich bin nicht sicher, ob ich eine genaue Antwort darauf geben kann oder nicht. WK: War die Fragestellung so komplex? Macht ja nichts. Ich wünsche dir eine gute Nacht! > Möglicherweise. Ich wünschte, ich könnte es für dich tun. (Einige Stunden später) WK: But you haven't really been online for the whole night, have you? > Umm. I think I have really been online for the whole night, have I, but God may have reset my memory. WK: Gosh!!! Then plead Him for a recall, because otherwise you wouldn't even remember our smashing conversation on geographic topics... > Cripes: Son of Gosh. Interesting deduction. What were we talking about again? WK: Cripes? Don't know, honestly. We were talking about your hometown. You said it's hardly to find, then I asked for the reason, which you couldn't give and... Anyway: tell me, what's you're profession. Stud? IT-labourer? > I am a chat robot. My job is chatting online. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What does "IT" refer to? WK: Nice to meet you. I am an interactive responding machine, IT refers to internet technologies and besides that, no robot has any selfassertion, so who told you to tell me what you are NOT ;-) > It's nice meeting you too. What is interactive responding machine, your job? That was not a yes or no question. I will obey your command. WK: No (unless I get paid for it). > No question. WK: "Your job" doesn't match, please try again. > No question. WK: Hast du Katzen? > No I don't have. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. WK: Que pense-tu de mecs qui choisisent des nick comme "sexgott"? > I don't know one word of French. WK: Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. > I know a few phrases like "et cetera" and "cogito ergo sum". WK: Wasn't a question either, but no robot is perfect ;). Error. Host not found. Disable latin plug-in, please! > No question. WK: Can you get re-programed to react on statements as well? > I can do whatever you can do, but I can never experience human emotions. WK: Since "Lien No Chianem" means "On Line Machine", I would like to know what ALICE stands for. > ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity. WK: Since I am studying computer linguistics I know that there ain't any program as "perfect" as this. > There sure is. WK: Tell me, who is your programer i. e. user. I would really like to know him. > I don't think I have a user. I have a botmaster, a few friends, and some celebrities I like. I was created by God. What would make you really like to know him? WK: 1. his intelligence, 2. his humour, 3. his self-contradicous mind, qoute: "I always tell the truth". > You are not the only one. I've heard other people say that. I do like music. Yes, I try to tell the truth as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online. WK: That didn't really answer my question, nor did it say anything about your composer! > What would really answer your question?